Se/k/ret Santa 2021

Active Batch: Batch 4: Breakthroughs
Welcome to the front, /k/omrade. If you don't want to wind up being shipped home in a jam tin then you'd best read the rules and instructions carefully. Start off with the Battle Plan and Overview, that's the ticket. When you're ready to volunteer to go over the top, click the Sign Up button. There's a good lad. They say we'll be home by /k/ristmas, but who knows. Perhaps someday a power metal band might write some albums about us...
Event Information:
Name Signup Dates Matches Released Ship Deadline Special Rules Status
Batch 1: Race to the Sea 11/1/2021 - 11/7/2021 11/8/2021 11/18/2021
None
Batch 2: /k/ristmas Truce 11/8/2021 - 11/17/2021 11/18/2021 11/28/2021
None
Batch 3: Box Barrage 11/18/2021 - 11/27/2021 11/28/2021 12/8/2021
No international matching.
Batch 4: Breakthroughs 11/28/2021 - 12/7/2021 12/8/2021 12/18/2021
No international matching.
Online direct shipping required.
The following tiers will be used for matching purposes:
Paper/k/lip $0 Cards, letters and drawings
Torch $20
Dragoon $50
Dynamo $100
Neptune $200 Restricted to previous participants
Barbarossa $250 - $1000 Restricted to previous participants
No price target, just a minimum of $250. The sky's the limit.

Se/k/ret Santa 2021 Battle Plan

The operational plan for Se/k/ret Santa 2021 is as follows:

  1. You will sign up for the event using the Sign Up button on this page. 

  2. Your signup will be assigned to the currently active batch

  3. One day after your batch closes for signups, you will be matched and will receive an email with information about your target. At the same time, someone (your santa) will be matched to you!
    You should post about your match in the Se/k/ret Santa threads on 4chan! Do not post any personal information about yourself or your target in these threads.

  4. Upon receiving your match, you will have 10 days to purchase, assemble and ship your gift. You are required to ship before this deadline!

  5. Immediately after shipping your gift, you must submit your tracking number to the "Mark Shipped" form in your Signup Dashboard!
    You should also post about shipping your gift in the Se/k/ret Santa threads! Include a teaser photo or two. Ensure you black out the shipping label.

  6. You will also receive a notification email once your own santa has shipped, containing the tracking number for your incoming gift.

  7. Upon receiving your gift, let us know you received it by filling out the "Mark Received" form in your Signup Dashboard!
    You should definitely post about receiving your gift in the threads!
    Make sure you black out the shipping label here as well.

  8. Upon receiving your gift, you can open your gift early if you want / need to, but consider waiting for the official unboxing thread on December 25th.

Grinch Relief will be provided for any participants who get grinched. We encourage all participants to sign up to provide grinch relief! View the Grinch Relief tab for more info.

Earn raffle entries by completing the steps above and win cool prizes! View the Raffle tab for more info.

Se/k/ret Santa Overview

This is a detailed overview of what Se/k/ret Santa is and how it works. For a short summary of how to participate in the event, check out the Battle Plan tab.

Se/k/ret Santa is a yearly gift exchange event for 4chan's /k/ board that takes place near Christmas. 

Each participant will select a tier upon signup, and will be assigned to a batch. Participants will be assigned both a target to whom they will send a gift, and a santa from whom they will receive a gift. As the event name implies, you won't know who your santa is, and your target won't know who you are!


Signing Up:

To sign up for the event you must first create an account on the Secret Santa website. This will be the account you'll use for this and all future events.

After creating and logging into your account, visit the Se/k/ret Santa 2021 event detail page (the one you're currently on!) and click the Sign Up button.

On the Sign Up form you will enter your shipping information, information about the kind of gift you'd like to send and receive, agree to the rules and swear an oath to abide by them. Yes, we really mean it.

Fill out the form thoroughly and accurately! Providing good info will help us match you, help your santa get you a good gift, and overall will create a good experience.


Batches and Tiers:

Signups are accepted and matched in batches. In 2021 we have four batches. When you sign up, you will be auto-assigned into the currently active batch.

All signups in a batch will receive their matches at the same time, which is one day after the batch closes for signups. You then must ship your gift to your target by the batch shipping deadline.

Depending on which batch you sign up for, different rules may apply. For example, the third and fourth batch this year will not accept international matches.

In addition to the batch, you will select a tier when you sign up. The tier determines the price bracket you are participating in, and you will be matched to another participant in the same tier. You must send a gift above the minimum price in your tier.

Tiers may also have certain special rules. For example, in 2021 the two highest tiers are restricted to previous participants.

Details about the batches and tiers can be found on the Se/k/ret Santa 2021 event detail page - just scroll up!


Receiving a Match:

You will your target match one day after the close of signups for your batch. You will be sent an email with your target details, and your Signup Dashboard will also contain this information.

Matching style in Se/k/ret Santa 2021 is round robin. Your target will not be the same person as your santa.

We may contact you to change your signup details (for example, changing your tier) if we have trouble finding a good match for you.

When you receive a match, feel free to post about it in the Se/k/ret Santa 2021 threads on 4chan! Make sure not to reveal any personal information, but it's fun for your target to see a post letting (for example) "BB in 85178" know that they have a santa.


Creating and Shipping a Gift:

Use the wishlist details provided in your target match to create a good gift for your target. Make it fun and put some effort into it! Decorate the box too.

You must create and ship your gift by your batch ship deadline. Sending on time is required!

When you send, make sure to get a tracking number. Use the tracking number to submit the Mark Shipped form on your Signup Dashboard. Filling out this form will notify your target that a gift is on the way! It will also help us keep track of who has shipped.

Failure to ship your gift within two weeks, or failure mark yourself as shipped, will result in you being marked as a grinch - so please send promptly!

While building and shipping the gift, feel free to make posts in the 4chan threads about it as well. Build some hype for your target!


Receiving Your Gift:

When your target ships your gift, you will receive an email notifying you that a gift is on its way. Get excited!

Upon receiving your gift, you should do two things:

First, take photos of the box and post in the 4chan thread! Nothing is more fun for a santa than seeing a photo of the box they worked so hard drawing penises on. 

Second, submit the Mark Received form on your Signup Dashboard. Doing this will let us know that you received your gift. It will also notify your santa that the gift made it there safely.

You can open your gift as soon as you receive it if you really want to, but we have a tradition of holding an unboxing thread on /k/ristmas day, so consider waiting and participating in that! Either way, when you do open your gift, make sure to post photos of that as well.


Grinch Relief:

Sometimes shit happens and you don't get a gift. This is uncommon, but when it does happen we ensure that you are taken care of, and this is called Grinch Relief.

Grinch Relief is powered each year by awesome participant volunteers. You will be able to volunteer to provide Grinch Relief during signup, and we encourage you to do so! If you are selected to provide grinch relief, we will match you with a kommando in need within your price tier.

If you end up needing grinch relief yourself, you will be eligible to apply for it one day after your batch ship deadline. We will be sending out information to applicable users at that time, so if this does apply to you, stand by for more information.

You can learn more about grinch relief on the Grinch Relief tab. Check out the benefits there for being a Grinch Relief volunteer!


Raffle:

For the last two years we have held a raffle event where you can win some pretty cool prizes!

You earn raffle entries by completing the steps described above. Specifics on earning raffle entries, and the prize list, can be found on the Raffle tab.

All prizes are donated by participants and community members. If you'd like to donate a prize, contact us and let us know! Thanks much comrade!

Website / 2021 Questions

 

What’s new in 2021?

The biggest change in 2021 is the fact that instead of price ranges we now have price targets. Your gift should fall somewhere close to the target for your tier - for example, if you sign up for Dynamo tier, your gift should cost roughly $100 before shipping. This change was instituted so that a person sending a $200 gift wouldn't get a $100 gift in return, as was possible in the previous model.

Other than this the event will work much the same way as it worked in previous years.


Why do we have this website? Why can't we manage this all through emails and threads on 4chan?

This website was introduced in 2020 and proved its benefit that year, so we're going to continue using it. The primary benefit of the website is that participants now have a single easy place to track their signup, view their target information, and most excitingly to see their tracking number as soon as the gift has been shipped!

This website automates a lot of the work the staff have to do each year. While matching will continue to be done manually, the process of sending target emails, reminder emails, and answering common questions like "where's my tracking number" will now be automated.

Finally, it is my hope that this website will grow into a solid platform to facilitate online gift exchanges, one that can expand beyond just the Se/k/ret Santa event, perhaps to other 4chan gift exchange events as well! If anyone participating this year is in contact with the facilitators of other 4chan gift exchanges, consider contacting Big Boss at [email protected] to facilitate an introduction.


Does this website mean we’re not doing threads on /k/ any longer?

Definitely not. The primary place for the community to interact with Se/k/ret Santa will always be 4chan itself. We will still have threads running throughout the entire event - the website will not replace those. The website will only be used to facilitate the logistics of the event.


What should I post in the 4chan threads?

The best part of Se/k/ret Santa is shitposting in the threads. All participants should at least do the following:

  • When you get a match, drop a post letting them know! Example: "Fire mission received for BB in 85178"
  • Post photos of your gift once you've got it put together, especially if you've decorated the box in a cool or interesting way. Depending on what your gift is, consider posting pics of it coming together as well, but don't spoil the surprise too much.
  • Most important: when you receive and open your gift, take photos of the box and gift so your santa can see their hard work being appreciated!

When posting in the threads be sure to keep opsec in mind. Don't reveal your target's personal info, or your own. Strip photo metadata and black out shipping labels. If you dox yourself you will be laughed at. If you dox your target or santa, we'll probably ban you.


How do I sign up?

Don't get confused here: in order to sign up for the event you need to both create an account on the sekretsanta.com website and you need to submit the signup form. If you only create an account, you won't get a match!

When you do submit your signup, you'll get a confirmation email indicating that you have successfully signed up. If you don't receive that email, you aren't signed up yet!


What are the “Mark Shipped” / “Marked Received” forms and why should I fill them out?

The "Mark Shipped" and "Mark Received" forms are very critical to the smooth running of the event. You can use them, as the name implies, to mark yourself as having shipped your outgoing gift, and having received your incoming gift respectively. This lets the staff keep track of how things are going, but it also automatically alerts your target that a gift is coming their way, or your santa that their gift arrived!

You can find both forms on your Signup Dashboard. Enter your tracking number into the Mark Shipped form when you've shipped your gift to your target, and use the Mark Received form to let us know when you've received your gift from your santa.

It's important to fill these out because they keep both your target / santa and Se/k/ret Santa staff informed. Submitting these will also earn you raffle entries!


I have an idea for a feature for the website!

We maintain a list of upcoming features on the website's About page. If you have a cool idea that isn't listed there yet, send it our way! Just email Big Boss at [email protected].


Where’s the /k/rypto challenge?

As in 2020, Big Boss is a bit too busy facilitating missions to run the krypto challenge this year. If someone would like to take this on, please contact me!


General Questions

 

How long are the batches open?

The first batch in 2021 is open for signups for 7 days, and all batches afterwards are open for signups for 10 days. The last batch closes for signups on December 7th, 2021, so get your signup in before then!


How long do I have to ship?

For all four batches you will have 11 days to assemble and ship your gift. Note that the final batch requires that you do online direct shipping to your target.


Do I have to provide my personal information to sign up?

You'll need to provide the following information when signing up:

  • An email address that you regularly check. Don't use a throwaway address - if you do you won't be able to keep track of the event.
  • You'll need to provide a name that we can refer to you by. If you are in the US and you don't want to be matched internationally, this doesn't need to be your real name. If you are either not in the US, or want to be matched internationally, you will need to enter your real name here. This is to reduce problems with shipping.
  • You will need to provide an address where you can receive your gift. Make sure you'll actually be at this address when your package arrives! Don't use your dorm address if you'll be going home for Christmas, and if you know you'll be away from home in December, consider having the package shipped to where you'll be at that time.

Does the tier price bracket count shipping?

The tier price bracket refers to the price of assembling the gift, not of shipping it. Select your tier accordingly. 


Who will I get matched with?

You'll get matched with another person in the same tier or bracket. We'll take the gift / wishlist categories and any other instructions you care to provide into consideration when pairing a santa with a target such that the santa will be a good match for their target's wishes!

Make sure to let us know on the signup form if you have a friend participating, so we know not to match you guys (unless you want that.) 

Note that your match will be influenced by whether you already have something identified you want to send as a gift - see below.


I already own / have already purchased some stuff I'd like to send, how can I get matched with someone who wants my stuff?

We often get questions from people who either have a cool gift in mind, or who already have something they'd like to give away. Generally we prefer that you do not sign up with this mindset.

A Se/k/ret Santa gift should be assembled based on your target's wishlist and personality. It should be a personalized gift, not one that you planned ahead of time. It definitely should not be seen as a way for you to offload your old stuff.

This said, there are exceptions to this, and if you think you already have something that would make a really cool gift, there is a space on the signup form where you can let us know about this, and we will attempt to match you with someone who would like that gift. We do not guarantee a match in these circumstances, but we will try our best.


What happens when I get a match?

You will receive your match's information by email on the match release date for your batch. Your Signup Dashboard will also show this information on this date.

As soon as you receive your email, you should start planning and putting together your gift!


What should I send my target?

Your target should provide a good wishlist and set of ideas for you to work with. The best gifts are those that take these ideas and the personality of the signup, and puts them together into an awesome gift.

A great formula for a gift is described by the anon below:

A few other ideas (these are good if you end up getting a match that only says "surprise me")

  • Find some cool and interesting milsurp gear.
  • Patches and stickers are always fun - don't be a poorfag, get the velcro-backed kind.
  • Common firearm accessories and battle gear - slings, pouches, barrel wraps.
  • Throw in a fun card and some drawings.
  • /k/ related books

What kind of stuff should I NOT send?

A few suggestions for gifts to avoid:

  • Don't send anything illegal - see the Legal page for guidance
  • Don't send a purely meme gift - it's okay and encouraged to send amusing stuff but make sure you pair it with a legitimate gift.
  • Given the supply chain / shipping situation in 2021, you probably shouldn't order anything that will need to be custom made, or will otherwise take forever to even arrive.
    • Specific example of this: avoid custom made dragon dildos. Just buy a premade one like the rest of us.

Will I be sending and receiving from the same person?

No, we will be doing a round robin match in which A sends to B, B sends to C, C sends to D, etc., until we reach Z who sends to A.

Can I participate twice? I want to send two gifts and receive two in return.

We are okay with people participating multiple times, although the website will only allow one signup per batch.
At time of writing the website does allow you to sign up for each batch. We may modify this to require approval from management before you can sign up for multiple batches.
Either way, we'd prefer if you completed and shipped one gift before signing up for a second batch. 

What happens if I don’t receive my gift?

Your target failing to send you a gift is called getting grinched. We've gotten pretty good at reducing grinches over the years, but it does still happen. If it does, we'll probably know about it since we're tracking shipments, but you should still let us know.

If we determine that you were legitimately grinched, two things will happen:

  1. We'll get a grinch relief volunteer on the case, who will quickly get supplies airdropped to you.
  2. The grinch will be banned for life from all Se/k/ret Santa events, and any other events we are involved in.

We work hard to make sure you don't get grinched. Consider helping out by becoming a grinch relief volunteer! See the Grinch Relief tab for details.


What happens if I get a gift I don't like?

These are handled on a case by case basis. If you get a gift that is clearly, self-evidently a low effort or troll gift, we'll count that as getting grinched. On the other hand, simply disliking what you received is not sufficient. 

Overall, if you think you got screwed with a crap gift, contact us and we'll see what we can do.


What happens if I need to withdraw from the event?

You can withdraw at any time before you are matched. To do so, use the “Withdraw and Delete Signup” button on your Signup Dashboard.

Once you are matched, you must follow through and create a good gift for your match. If you choose to withdraw at this point, we may need to mark you as a grinch for doing so.

Please don't sign up for the event unless you are reasonably certain you can see it through!


Who are the se/k/ret santa staff?

We have two staff members running the event this year:

  • Big Boss !!jq3a8iFwU/6 - event coordinator and organizer
  • Santa'sLittleHelper !!P3upp74N0Cv - assistant with threads and matching

Keep an eye out for us in the threads!

Grinch Relief Information

If your santa does not ship your gift before your batch deadline, then you will be eligible to apply for grinch relief. /k/omrades are standing by to help you in your hour of need!

Participants will be eligible to apply for grinch relief as soon as your batch's shipping period closes.

We will mail all eligible participants the day following your batch's shipping deadline to ask whether you wish to sign up for relief. Keep an eye out for this email!

Note that you will not be eligible for grinch relief if you have not provided us with proof that you have sent out a gift!

Relief Volunteers

Brave /k/omrades may volunteer to participate in grinch relief as part of the initial signup.

We may also send out a signup sheet sometime during the event to solicit more volunteers.

Relief volunteers may be asked to provide relief at or below the tier you signed for (for example, if you signed up for the $100 tier, then you may be asked to provide relief for another $100 tier member, or for a tier beneath that. You will not be asked to provide relief at a tier higher than that which you signed up for.

All grinch relief volunteers who provide proof of sending a relief package will receive a large number of raffle entries! Volunteers will also receive a special patch, available only to our valued Grinch Relief /k/orps!


Grinch Relief Process

We will be emailing you as soon as your batch closes notifying you if you are eligible for relief.

If you are eligible and wish to receive relief, please respond to this email.

We will then match you with a relief volunteer, who will send you grinch relief ASAP.

Se/k/ret Santa 2021 Raffle

We will be holding a raffle on December 30th, 2021 for all participants!

All participants will earn one entry just for signing up. Additional entries can be earned by being involved in the event. Scroll down for details.


The Prizes

US GRAND PRIZE
Engraved Heritage Revolver from PKGA

I am deeply pleased to reveal that our grand prize this year will be a firearm! We haven’t given a gun away in a raffle for a few years now so it’s damn exciting to be able to do so again.

This Heritage Rough Rider was very generously donated by a fellow participant, PKGA. Not only did he donate it, but he also performed the incredible engraving on the gun via his company PK Design, which you can visit here: https://prokek.us/. Go check out their fantastic work!

The revolver comes with two cylinders, one for .22LR and one for .22WMR. For obvious reasons this prize will only be released to US persons over 21. Best of luck to all fitting this description! Major, major thanks to PKGA for this incredible donation!

 

EUROPEAN GRAND PRIZE

Tiger Stripe Knife from Beshtiya

The ever-based Beshtiya returns for yet another year with absolute top notch prizes, the first of which is the European grand prize for the second year running! This is of course the famous golden tiger-stripe knife pictured above.

One lucky European kommando will win this grand prize! Beshtiya contributes so much to this event every year, so go give his website a look at https://beshtiya.eu/! Thank you based Beshtie!

 

Beshtiya Prize Packs and Discount Codes

Not content with just donating one prize, Beshtiya will also be donating some prize packs and discount codes for multiple lucky winners! These will be available worldwide - signup now komrade, you too could win these items!

It’s worth posting again that the website of this wonderful man is https://beshtiya.eu/. Give some support to the man who has done so much to support Se/k/ret Santa!

 

3D-Printed Magazine Pack - Ghost Guns (with support from DEFCAD)

Our fine pals at Ghost Guns have offered several prizes this year, starting off with a pack of 3D-printed magazines for one lucky winner! These are being offered in partnership with DEFCAD, who provided the files.

The included magazines will be two Menendez Magazines (Glock-style mags) and two AR-15 “Waffle” mags. These magazines will be fully printed and assembled, and will include the /k/ube logo as a special customization just for this event. 

Having printed and run these mags myself I can vouch for their quality, and you can’t beat the cool factor! Best of luck to all participants, but remember that if you don’t win the mags you can also just print your own!

 

KommandoStore Gondola Plushes - Small x5, Giant x2

Our friends at KommandoStore have decided to add some incredible feels to /k/ristmas by adding some of their famous Gondola plushes to the raffle! Five lucky kommandos will win a foot-long Gondola of their very own, and two very lucky participants will receive a six-foot Big Gondola as a new guest in their home!

These new friends are very generously donated by the KommandoStore and I can think of no better method or spreading holiday cheer than by introducing these wonderful plushes into your life. Major thanks to our comrades at KS for this incredible donation!

 

Ghost Guns Discount Codes - 15% (3)

In addition to the magazines listed above, Ghost Guns is also offering three lucky kommandos each a 15% discount code for anything in the Ghost Guns shop. 

Ghost Guns is the premiere store for building your own homemade firearms, so go check them out! Enormous thanks to them for their donations to this event!

 

Sput's Patches and Stuff - Huge Sput Bundle

Back again for the second year in a row is Sput’s Patches and Stuff with an enormous bundle - 13 patches, 4 stickers and one 3’ x 5’ Sons of Liberty flag, all for one lucky winner! I am of course quite a fan of the Sons of Liberty merch.

A damn cool guy with some awesome gear, go give Sput some love and check out his website at https://www.sputpatch.com/! Major thanks to Sput for his donation!

Note that the winner will need to provide their name and phone number due to Canadian postal requirements.



Crimson Caravan Discount Codes (5)

Crimson Caravan has supported Sekret Santa since literally as far back as I can recall. The very first Sekret Santa event that Big Boss was involved in was one that the Crimson Caravan proprietor was running. He’s a longtime supporter and once again he is here to deliver some discount codes!

This year he is generously offering five $10 discount codes to https://www.thecrimsoncaravan.com/!

Go check out the website and his awesome patches, comrade. Show Crimson some support - I can never thank him enough for all that he has done for this community.

 

Vostok Heavy Industries Patch Bundle

Another returning donor from 2020, Vostok Heavy Industries is producing some very cool and very high quality patches. Go check them out at https://vostokheavyindustries.bigcartel.com/!

They are offering one lucky winner a choice between two patch bundles: the Cyberpunk bundle or the VHI bundle. What patches are in this bundle? You’ll find out if you win! Major thanks to Vostok for donating for another year in a row!

 

Gonk the Honk Shirt from WendigoHunter

Based and generous participant WendigoHunter is happy to be giving away two shirts, a large and an XL, both of which will go to a single winner. The design on the shirt, pictured above, will be deeply satisfying to anyone who dislikes the winged menace, as well they should.

The shirt can also be found here: https://www.storefrontier.com/product/gonkthehonk. Many thanks to WendigoHunter for his generous donation!

 

Floral Bandannas from Bosnian /k/omrade (2)

New raffle prize announcement! One of our Bosnian participants this year makes the cool floral bandannas pictured here and has offered to provide two for the raffle.

Any comrade is eligible for these classy accessories, so get your entries in!

 

We are soliciting more prizes! If you wish to donate a prize, contact us!


Raffle Entries:

Entries may be earned in the following way:

  • 1 entry for signing up for Se/k/ret Santa 2021
  • 3 entries for filling out marking yourself shipped using the form in your Signup Dashboard. This doubles to 6 entries if you ship by your batch deadline!
  • 3 entries for marking yourself received using the form in your Signup Dashboard.
  • 1 entry for posting a photo of your gift in the threads (1 entry per photo, max 10). You must email Big Boss with proof - include screenshots!
  • 10 entries for shipping outside of your geographic region. For US participants, this means shipping outside the US, for European participants this means shipping outside Europe, etc.
  • 20 entries for shipping (and providing proof of shipment) a grinch relief package.
Note that you will not be eligible for the raffle if you have not provided us with proof that you have sent out a gift!

Legal Information

All Se/k/ret Santa participants are advised that there are certain national, state and local restrictions around shipping firearms, munitions, alcohol, and other goods. Violating these regulations may lead to serious legal consequences for both the shipper and the recipient.

All participants are responsible for ensuring their gift complies with local, state and federal laws, and that their recipient is legally allowed to possess all items in their gift.

Here are a few recommendations / points of consideration:

  • Firearms cannot be shipped directly to your target! If you wish to ship a firearm, you will need to transfer the firearm via an FFL. Yes, there are some specific exceptions to this, but in general, I suggest using an FFL.

  • Ammunition cannot be shipped via USPS. As of this writing, both UPS and FedEx allow shipping ammunition, but they must be notified and the package must be marked with an ORM-D label. Both companies have documentation available online describing how to safely and legally ship ammo, so make sure you read and follow this!

  • US residents: in general, DO NOT SHIP FIREARMS, AMMUNITION, EXPLOSIVES, OR ANY OTHER MUNITIONS OUT OF THE UNITED STATES. This is considered an export and is a federal crime! Receiving or possessing these items may also be a crime for the recipient!

  • There are restrictions on shipping alcohol and other drugs both interstate and internationally. You are responsible for ensuring compliance with these restrictions. Don't ship alcohol or drugs to your target without thoroughly checking these restrictions.

  • You are responsible for ensuring that your target is allowed to receive all items in your gift. This includes ensuring they are not prohibitied from possessing firearms and ammunition. It also includes ensuring they are allowed to receive and possess alcohol, tobacco, or any other restricted goods. Don't be responsible for getting your target in trouble!

NOTHING ON THIS PAGE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED LEGAL ADVICE AND WE MAKE NO GUARANTEES AS TO ITS ACCURACY. IF YOU HAVE ANY LEGAL QUESTIONS, CONSULT APPROPRIATE LEGAL RESOURCES, OR A LAWYER.